TOP TEN REASONS I DIDN’T GO TO NC STATE
January 11, 2010
10. I don’t look good in Red
9. The 3 good looking coeds were graduating.
8. I didn’t want a mullett.
7. My career aspirations went beyond farming.
6. Guys chasing Lassie wasn’t my thing.
5. My S.A.T score was too high.
4. Wasn’t impressed with the cafeteria walls being covered with “Dukes Of Hazzard” posters.
3. They hired Chuck Amato.
2. I already had a high school education.
1. Tar Heels Rule!
Rivalries are fun!